SUGGESTIONS NEEDED: Commercials for Fixing

So, my piece about the terrible talking babies is not the post with the most views but it did garner an actual comment from a kind, mysterious, and no doubt sexy person, so I figured maybe I would talk about commercials more, because boy there are a lot that need fixing. I figure it's a good thing for blogs to have a couple things they do regularly as sort of reasons to stay involved (Chris Sims had his "Week In Ink," "Dollar-Bin Reviews," etc., for instance) and analyzing bad commercials is going to join my pursuit of scientific, rational state stereotypes.

The only problem is that I actually don't watch much TV. So post about some really bad commercials below.

My only request is that you please not tell me how to fix them. Otherwise what are you telling me to look at them for? You solved the problem yourself.