The Nimblog: January 2012

Quotes from Nimby's Dust Jacket

"Today I learned that Nimby absolutely SHREDS at poetry knowledge."
--Sa9jev

"Someone give Nimby a multimillion-dollar film deal right the hell now"
--El Chupanibre

"...at which point nimby, as his [sic] his way, hit the thread like a goddamn thunder bolt."
--AceJustice

"Little known fact, Nimby received an award for his one-man performance of Hamlet."
--Captain Bravo

"I'll ante up with both an English degree and a law degree and approve of both of [Nimby's] improvements. Doubt no more, this is how it should read. ...It's just such wonderfully poetic phrasing."
--Lee Manfighter

"I've been in this situation a few times and unfortunately, Nimby and Wong are never around to help." --Switchblade

"Nimby gave you what you need, but I feel I should say something, because I am a real, live English teacher.

Nimby is fucking awesome. That is all."
--misskay222

"There's a hooker chained to the wall of [Nimby's] basement"
--Mr. Bitterman

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